Worst Song Ever?
A song by the Celine Dion? I hated Titanic for a lot of reasons but chief amongst them was that theme song. (A pan flute solo: are you fucking kidding me!?!) A Lionel Ritchie song? Chicago? How about Shiny Happy Dogshit by REM? Or perhaps it’s the most least convincing party song of all-time, Party All the Time. (Ugh, Eddie, okay you made two funny movies but seriously wtf?) And lest I forget Starship, who Built This City on Rock ‘n Roll and permanently damaged my eardrums in the process.
You know the drill: post your picks below.
On a positive note, William, it’s better than the Ricky Martin version. So you’ve got that going for ya.
March 18th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
My first vote goes to a song that pissed me off even when I was a young child.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I
This next one…hearing this song is like chipping bloody finger nails on a chalk board coupled with vomit inducing nausea while driving up a windy mountain road in a 105 degree Pinto.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHhhcKxflMY
Now I know any average joe could argue against these two songs being the worst songs ever, but these two songs, without question, strike my “cringe nerve” every time.
March 19th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
you’ve named some winners.
i’m gonna show my age again and add ‘I Did it My Way” and New York, New York.” but his one’s the winner of all time:
March 19th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGC003Xz3CY
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